Five terrible fake David Blaine endurance stunts

From 5ives.com on May 1st, 2006

1. perches atop a Shoney’s salad bar (throughout busy Mother’s Day holiday)
2. wedges deep in Ted Kennedy’s jowl (duration of lengthy filibuster)
3. stands dutifully in line at the DMV (16 weeks)
4. sealed in oversized Ziploc® bag; simply forgotten in back of fridge (2½ years)
5. attends taping of Dr. Phil (60 minutes)

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